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From: tdoran@sciborg.uwaterloo.ca (Tim Doran) Subject: Re: tease your girlfriend list wanted Date: Tue, 10 Aug 1993 16:28:02 GMT

In article 1993Aug10.073822.2446@yvax.byu.edu dougs@yvax.byu.edu writes: >Could someone please post the list “How to tease your girlfriend”. I seem to have missed it.

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Shaun Lowry writes =>In article 9308051619.AA25275@photon.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu,
smuju@magnus.acs.ohio-state.EDU (Sandeep Muju) writes: =>> To be fair to the sexes, How about.. =>> How to tease/annoy one’s girlfriend/SO?

Sure! One of my favorite pasttimes!!!

Keep telling her she’s not that fat.
Introduce her to your friends as your little “Suckslut”
Insist that she whore herself to buy you an expensive gift.
Brag about her blowjob skills to her father.
Tell her you can only get aroused if she bleats like a sheep.
Replace her birth control pills with laxatives.
Insist on drinking out of her diaphragm at the dinner table.
Shave her cat.
Rape her cat.
Say that if she really loved you, she would wipe your butt after each bowel movement. Even while you’re at work.
Call out her brother/father’s name during sex.
Tell her you are into group golden showers.
Suggest lesbian sex with her sister.
Dig her used tampons out of the garbage and return them to her.
Have her be the only girl at a “Three Stooges” marathon.
Lock the toilet seat in an upright position.
Pretend to go down on her, then cough up some dead flies (NOTE: requires prop dead flies).
Urinate in her mouth and innocently say “at least it wasn’t come!”
After each sexual act, lean back and sigh…“I’ve had better…”
buy-her-nothing-but-sleazy-sex-toys-on-every-holiday.

I’m done. Who’s next?!?