Hi there, just thought I would tell you guys a little bit about myself. i love piss. i love my butthole. i love your butthole. i have fantasies about animals. my mom gives good blow jobs. my favorite color is purple. i have to shit. my balls hurt. my friend rick likes his sister’s tits. i wet the bed. sometimes on purpose. i prefer chicken to red meat or fish. my mom smells like fish. she tastes like chicken. i ate a pizza. i ate my mom. my mom’s butthole is stretched out and loose. i hide things there all the time. i am not dangerous. i don’t like cthullu. i will stick food up your butt.i got paid 100 dollars to fuck some chick. she was fat and ugly. she smelled like fish. she tasted like really old chicken. my mom has bugs in her coochie. i spray her with raid. the world is a crazy place. i have met people weirder than me. i didn’t wipe good earlier. makes for tasty treats later. i have an average sized penis. mom just thinks i am the best because i am her son. i need a milk enema. my scrotum hangs low.

Zamboni back. been long week. Zamboni work hard. not easy being pimp for mom. she get old. get loose. all dried up and stinky. drew smiley face on horatio. love horatio. he is my penis. he spit on me. horatio my penis. bad boy. no. he good boy. me like when horatio spit on me. drank purple juice. made poop green. made slimy. picked up and looked at. slimy poop. smelled good. good smelly slimy green poop. need girlfriend. looked for girlfriend. talked to girl. told her i hung like mule.asked me to show. i show. she laugh. no care. i have henrietta. she my hand. horatio love henrietta. henrietta love horatio. they happy. my butthole hurts. will remove finger. finger smell like poop. poop smell good. i like poop. i look at my nipples. i pinch nipples. it feel good. i pinch harder. ooo ooo ooo. ahh ahh ahh. i like nipples. i look at mom. she wear leather panties. she has rope. she tie me up. grab my balls. squeeze hard. me scream. it hurt. no matter. she kiss and make better. she sits on me. can’t breathe. mom big. see mom’s butthole. brown and crusty. me scrape off. me smell. always smell before i eat. it smell good. so i eat. doesn’t taste like chicken. taste like poop. went to store. bought condoms. put on horatio. got on henrietta. always safe. make good baloons too. like balloons. put up my butt. mom blows up. it feel good. got new bike. it is purple. i like purple. seat wasn’t right. i adjust seat. it point straight up now. ride all day. have to pee. it is warm. made me thirsty. all done now. no more pee. did not drink. still thirsty. will find guido. guido is mom’s goat. he give me drink. his pee warm. taste like salt. good warm salty goat pee. ate six burritos. made my butthole pee. made butthole burn. put butthole pee on finger. smell butthole pee. don’t smell like pee. smell like poop. smell like bad poop. me eat anyway went to mall. saw woman. big woman. big hairy woman. remind me of mom. want this woman. she smell good. smell like guido. ask her to dance. she say no. say no music. ask her to dance again. she call policeman. policeman nice. he have big stick. make me think bad. he put on handcuffs horatio throw up. warm and sticky. soon it dry. make pubic hair stick to underwear. won’t take off. would hurt. went to jail. met frank. frank big man. he scare Zamboni. want me to share bunk. i say no. he not my type. penis too small. he insist i share bunk. used all condoms to make balloons. hate balloons now. never make again. got out of jail . home now go in bathroom. open toilet. look for little man in boat i see on tv. no man in boat. mom fix dinner. smell like fish . mom fix peas. get big plate. pull down pants. say hello to horatio. sit on peas. squish peas. feel good on my butt. scrape off with spoon. smell peas. smell like peas. so i eat. go find fred. fred is my gerbil. open butt cave for fred. his favorite place. fred stop to eat some peas. all done now. he inside. it tickles. ha ha ha. ho ho ho. have leash on fred. pull back out. smell fred. he smell like poop. won’t eat fred. fred my friend. will go eat mom. mom spread legs. see string. pull string. people always leave stuff in there. smell. don’t smell good. put back in. close mom’s legs. oh well. will just be hungry. Zamboni tired. go to bed. bye bye now.

it’s me again, back to tell you more. i have a gerbil. his name is fred. he has been in my butthole. i farted. smelled like eggs. don’t like eggs. sperm likes eggs. i wear panties. they are purple. i haven’t washed them this week. they are stained. i have a penis. don’t have a vagina. could have one put in. too expensive. would have to go to sweden. i like chef bork. would suck chef bork. don’t like barney . he is purple. still don’t like. would sodomize hard. i just urinated. i need a towel. i am constipated. will dig out. mom is pregnant. hope not by me. could be though. ate taco bell. won’t be constipated soon. my balls itch. will scratch. pinch and roll method. plucked my rectal hair. it hurt bad. made my eyes water. that’s o.k. pain is gone now. caused erection. will take care of. mom is home. she is naked. her tits sag. they are big. need an enema. would feel better then. would make mess. would lick up. you lick up? me don’t care. went to zoo. monkeys jack off. may taste good. fence too high. will use imagination. getting my camera. took picture of horatio. he is my cock. he is my friend. foto-mat fairy won’t like. that’s o.k. don’t like foto-mat fairy anyway. looking in trash. found used tampon. it is sticky. put on forehead. will fix lunch. will fix hotdogs. these i like. fit in butthole. feels so good. will still eat. would feel guilty if i did not. starving children everywhere. bra is to tight. my sack is wrinkled. looks like prune. i like prunes. they make me shit. shit is slimy. slimy is good. mom is slut. i am slut. sluts are cool.i spank my gonads. they swell up. mom will kiss. make all better. i am toilet trained. i serve all.went outside. it is raining. came back in. i saw mailman. he gave me things. i went to the dentist. don’t like dentist. mouth still numb. went to bar. got real drunk. passed out in urinal. not so bad. thirsty no more. i like goats. i sodomize goats. goats are tight. make weird noises. i like that. like goat’s milk. shoot up butt. shoot out butt. lick lick lick. yum yum yum. mom is hermaphrodite. she has penis. she has vagina. oh that mom. one lucky girl or maybe boy. still not sure. hotdogs done. i put them in. they are hot. i take them out. i blow on them. put back in. that just right. in and out that feel so good. eat eat eat. yum yum yum. i see my cats. they run away. i sodomize cats. they don’t like. mom has glass eye. i take out. i skull fuck her. it is weird. will write more. some other day.

Zamboni here. had good weekend. got new pet. new pet is frog. Zamboni like frogs. frogs are green. green is second favorite color. purple favorite color. frogs are slimy. slimy is good. poop is slimy. like poop. name frog stanley. introduce stanley to horatio. horatio is my cock. hello horatio. hello stanley. they are my friends. they talk to me. they talk telepathically. introduce stanley to henrietta. henrietta my hand. henrietta and horatio love each other. they always horny. they like stanley. want to do three way with stanley. henrietta pick up stanley. rub him on horatio. froggie style. feel good. Zamboni like froggie style. horatio spit all over henrietta and stanley. me stop now. go in house. go in bathroom. open closet. get petroleum jelly. family size jar. mom uses all the time. uses for her goats. their names guido and gertrude. guido boy goat. not hung like goat. hung like mule. big goat dick. mom use jelly on it. open jelly. rub on stanley. slide stanley up butt. put up butt backwards. head stick out of butt. RIBIT RIBIT RIBIT. frog feel good up butt. don’t want warts on butt. take out of butt. put back in cage. go find mom. mom smell like fish. taste like chicken. mom in bedroom. guido sodomizing mom. see big goat dick. goat dick in mom’s butt. in out in out. mom screaming. AAIIIIIEEEE! AAIIIIEEEE! AAIIIIEEEE! guido screaming. BAAAAHHHH! BAAAAHHHH! BAAAAHHHH! Zamboni frightened. go outside now. walk to store. need condoms. always wear condoms. especially with mom. doctor give her creame. tell her to put on blisters. mom never use. Zamboni don’t want blisters. already have warts on butthole from stanley. get condoms. take to woman at counter. big woman. smelly woman. has beautiful black nose hair. tell her condoms not for me. she don’t believe Zamboni. tell her they for horatio. she ask who horatio is. i show her. wave to her with horatio. she scream. AAIIIIEEEE! AAIIIIEEEE! AAIIIIEEEE! Zamboni frightened again. run run run. fast fast fast. go back home. hungry now. go to refrigerator. find bologna. like bologna. get bread. make sandwich. sandwich bland. look for salt. no salt here. need salt for sandwich. where i get salt? Zamboni think. Zamboni know. remember goat pee is salty. look for guido. guido still with mom. lok for gertrude. find gertrude. wait for gertrude to pee. wait wait wait. finally she pee. soak sandwich in goat pee. take bite. much better. eat eat eat. yum yum yum. go outside. see mail man. he give me mail. look at mail. poor horatio. he never get mail. chase mailman. ask him why horatio never get mail. he ask who horatio is. i show him. wave to him with horatio. he don’t scream. he spray Zamboni with mace. now Zamboni scream. AAIIIIEEEE! AAIIIIEEEE! AAIIIIEEEE! run run run. fast fast fast. run home. get hose. spray face for long time. guess Zamboni lucky. he postal worker. could have shot Zamboni. don’t like mailman now. mom probably still like mailman. she like everybody. go back in house. mom done with guido. mom is naked. all she wear is cowboy hat. cowboy boots with spurs. wants to play game. game called ranch hand and lost cow. mom ranch hand. me cow. i say o.k. take of clothes. down on all fours. mom get rope. make lasso. she lasso Zamboni. hog tie me. says she need to brand me. put name on my butt in hickeys. oh that mom. she one kooky chick. me tired now. will write more later. bye bye now.

Zamboni here. very hot. me sweating. am naked. still sweating. look at balls. they sweating. play with balls. like to play with balls. feels good. will take cold shower. will help cool off. go in bathroom. mom in bathtub. wearing goggles snorkel and flippers. wants to play jaucces cousteau and the killer whale. me say o.k. jump in tub. game realistic since she smell like fish. gives it that ocean feeling. guido run in batroom. jump in tub with us. he is mom’s goat. guido starts urinating. mom says pretend like we in yellow sea. water too warm now. ask mom to fix breakfast. she says o.k. mom make pancakes. mom have special syrup for pancakes. mom put pancakes on plate. tell her i need syrup. mom squat over plate and rub herself. she push magic button and syrup come out of her pussy. syrup taste like chicken. make pancakes taste good. eat eat eat. yum yum yum. will go ride bike now. have to put on special shorts. have hole in back. Zamboni adjust seat on bike. it point straight up now. like to ride bike. it feel good. Zamboni go to girlfriends house. just found girlfriend. she has hairy chest. just around her nipples though. has hairy butt. like hairy women. remind me of mom. her name is elizabeth. we shave her butt today. knock on door. she answer. let me in. give Zamboni kiss. taste funny. sorta taste like chicken. me ask why. say she just puke. had chicken for lunch. that explain everything. ask her if we shave butt. she say yes. she go get razor and shaving cream. pull down pants. stick butt in air. Zamboni apply shaving cream. notice she didn’t wipe good. stop to eat. tasty butt crusty treats. finish eating. shave butt. all shaved now. she have many pimples on her butt. ask if i can pop zits. she say yes. start popping zits. puss shoot out. smell puss. Zamboni always smells before he eats. eat puss. sour puss. good sour butt zit puss. elizabeth like to do it in butt. ask if i can. she say yes. let out horatio. can’t get him in. need lubrication. will use butt zit puss. pop pop pop. lube lube lube. that work good. in out in out. horatio throw up in her butt. horatio always throwing up. all done. horatio asleep now. elizabeth want to do again. tell her i can’t tell her only goat poop warrior can do more than once. she get mad. tell me to leave. not come back unless i goat poop warrior. me go home. will find guido. he give me goat poop. get on bike. ride ride ride. feel good good good. get home. find guido. ask guido to poop. he no poop. he goat. he no understand english. Zamboni don’t know goat language. me think. me have idea. go to kitchen. boil water. get turkey baster. fill with boiling water. will find guido. here guido guido guido. here goatie goatie goatie. see my cat. he run away. he afraid of Zamboni. found guido. stick turkey baster up his butt.squeeze out boiling water. guido kick me in the nuts. me on ground. in pain. guido spray me with boiling goat poop. not having good day now. go inside. find mom. she kiss testicles. mom always make it all better. go back outside. big pile of steamy goat poop. put goat poop on face. like warpaint. me goat poop warrior now. me let out war cry. BAAAAHHHH! BAAAAHHHH! BAAAAHHHH!. me ready now. get on bike go to elizabeth’s house. she not home now. oh well. me go back home. am still ready to go all day and all night. guess henrietta will get lucky. she my hand. horatio like her best anyway. have to go. bye bye now.

Zamboni here. am excited. go camping. mom , guido, and greta go too. guido and greta mom’s goats. get in mom’s truck. go to forrest. me ride in back. in back with guido and greta. take stanley out of my pocket. he my frog. people on interstate look at us funny. don’t know why. have to pee. stand up in truck. pull out horatio. he my penis. start peeing. guy behind us honking. he using sign language. Zamboni don’t know sign language. wave to him with horatio. keep peeing. yell at man behind us. tell him to turn on windshield wipers. he not very smart. done peeing. sit back down. guido pooped in back of truck. look at goat poop. see little white worms in poop. get worm to crawl on finger. me have new pet. guido lucky. he have pet worms in his butt. me want pet worm in butt. Zamboni pull down pants. put worm up butt. wind feel good on butt. stick butt over side of truck. car driving beside truck. boy stick tounge out at Zamboni. he must be hungry. probably want goat poop. goat poop good. taste like chicken. pick up goat poop. throw at boy. goat poop runny. stick to window of car. boy’s mom angry. she roll down window. she ask Zamboni what his problem is. tell her horatio itches. no problem other than that. she ask who . i say horatio. she can’t hear me. mom’s truck has no muffler. me point to horatio. horatio wave hi. her eyes get big. she start swerving. she drive in ditch. women drivers. look in truck window. see mom. she drinking beer. listening to country music. oh that mom. she one crazy chick. we stop at store. mom out of dip. she buy can of dip. Zamboni have quarter. me use phone. have pager. put on vibrate. put down pants. call pager number. BZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZ!. ooohhhhhh. feel so good. horatio throw up. tell mom i’m hungry. she buy me hotdog. get back in truck. get back on highway. get to forrest. find good spot. help mom pitch tent. mom chop wood. she built like lumberjack. she dress like lumberjack. she wear flannel shirt. she wear red fishnet stockings. mom sexy lumberjack. mom build fire. she cook dinner. cook baked beans. me like baked beans. make me fart. make mom fart. make guido and greta fart. fart fart fart. like to smell farts. our farts smell like fish. taste like chicken. will go on hike before dinner. take guido with me. hike for long time. meet park ranger. his name willie. willie nice person. he ask about guido. tell him he mom’s boyfriend. ask willie if he want to play with guido. he say sure. he pick up stick and throw it. i ask what he doing. he say he playing with guido. i say no no no. play with guido like this. Zamboni grab guidos balls. furry goat balls. sweaty goat balls. bouncy goat balls. fun furry sweaty bouncy goat balls. he look at me funny. ask him if he know yogi and boo-boo. he say not personnally. i like yogi and boo-boo. would like to have orgy with yogi boo-boo park ranger mom guido and greta. would need special picnic basket though. tell willie i have to go. mom fix dinner. get back to camp. mom putting special sauce on beans. she squat over pot. ooze ooze ooze. yum yum yum. Zambonis mouth watering. eat eat eat. yum yum yum. Zamboni get cramps now. have to poop. have to poop bad. pull down pants. take big poop. look at poop. me see many worms. worms had babies. Zamboni father now. hooray hooray hooray. me overjoyed. fatherhood a big responsibility though. Zamboni hope he can handle it. have to take care of my babies now. will write more some other day. bye bye now.

hello everybody. it’s me. Zamboni back. sorry it been so long. was butt fucking guido. he my mom’s goat. made mistake. grabbed super glue instead of ky jelly. had to go to hospital. people look at me and guido funny. wanted me to stay for observation. me say no. me not crazy. just like anal sex with goats. Zamboni not having good day. have to go to doctor. got yeast infection from mom. burns when i pee. have puss discharge. taste good though. if you like puss that is. will go to free clinic. don’t want to. have to. no money. clinic scare Zamboni. strange people there. most not normal like Zamboni. will take bus. go to bus stop. man at bus stop. he old. he smell like sweaty feet. will sit next to him. like the smell of dirty feet. man pick nose. pull out big booger. he roll it in his fingers. he flick it away. what a waste. boogers are good eating. my nuts itch. reach in pants. pinch spot that itches. pinch and roll. pinch and roll method is best. feels good. bus come. Zamboni get on bus. put tokens in slot. Zamboni yell, “GIMME A BUS PASS!” don’t need one. just like to yell gimme a bus pass. get pass. sit down. see pretty girl. sit next to her. she smell funny. not like mom though. mom smell like fish. taste like chicken. girl smell like flowers. fish smell better. stare at girl. she ask why i staring. tell her i think about her. her and guido. she ask who guido is. i tell her. she say i am sick. she move to other seat. bus get to clinic. get off bus. go inside. sign in. sit in waiting room. nurse come to get Zamboni. her name is april. she seem nice. she take Zamboni to room. tell me she needs to take my temperature. she get thermometer. ask me to open mouth. me say no. don’t want in mouth. want up butt. that why i like getting my temperature taken. she say ok. me drop pants. stick butt in air. april put thermometer in butt. Zamboni wait. she not do it right. tell her to do it right. she say she is doing it right. tell her she isn’t. tell her to move it in and out. like this. grab thermometer. move it in out in out in out. feels good. make me hot. will have temperature now. april tell me to stop. Zamboni stop. she tell Zamboni she need urine sample. me say ok. drop pants. start peeing. peeing everywhere. on walls floor april myself. april look mad now. Zamboni sorry. guess april don’t like being peed on. she not like mom. good ’ol mom. she do it all. april gone now. man come in. his name is dr. smith. he ask me what my problem is. i tell him mom gave me yeast infection. tell him my penis still sore from the super glue incident. he say that not my problem. he say it is chemical imbalance in Zamboni’s brain. he give me prescription for penicillin. tell me to leave. Zamboni have to go to drugstore now. will write more later. bye bye now.

Zamboni here. horatio wave hello to all. it hot here. Zamboni can’t wait for winter. like snow. like to pee in snow. make it yellow. make it salty. mom making cookies. special cookies. goat turd cookies. like chocolate chip. except she use goat turds. yum yum yum. mom out of flour. can’t make without flour. she tell me to get more. can’t go to store. no money. will borrow some from neighbor. her name is carrie. she nice lady. she Zamboni’s friend. she pretty. go next door. knock on door. she answer. she say hello to Zamboni. invite me in. tell her horatio said hello. she tell me to keep horatio in my pants. i say ok. she ask what i want. i tell her. she out of flour too. carrie say she going to store to buy groceries for dinner. says she will get Zamboni flour. ask if i want to go. i say no. i am tired. she say i can wait there for her. say she won’t be gone long. Zamboni say ok. she leave. it quiet in here now. Zamboni turn on tv. turn on vcr. see tapes. read titles on tapes. select tape titled ” the farmers daughter…beastiality in the bible belt.” that sound like fun. put tape in. press play. movie come on. in middle of movie. someone not rewind. some people just inconsiderate. see woman. she pretty. see horse. girl like horse. horse have big cock. she give horse blow job. wonder if there are any goats in movie. like goats. will fast forward. stop fast forwarding now. still see girl. man is there now. he is farmer bob. he riding tractor naked. girl his daughter. tell her to get on tractor. says cow bessie died. have to go get her. they drive tractor to field. there is bessie. she is dead. looks like she been dead for awhile. farmer bob get off tractor. he say he want to fuck bessie. for old times sake. back half of bessie no longer there. eaten by vultures. he not give up. he loved bessie. bessie decapitated by scavenging animals. farmer bob pick up her head. he give her kiss. he pull out her eyeball with his finger. HE SKULLFUCKING BESSIE!!!! Zamboni not believe his eyes. somebody crosspost this to alt.cows.moo moo moo. his daughter get excited. she start humping gear shift on tractor. now a pickup truck pull up. oh my god it the village people. they singing that damn song. YMCA, IT FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA…. ohhhhh. this too weird even for Zamboni. turn off vcr now. that carrie one kinky chick. horatio liked the movie. he excited now. Zamboni see snowball. he carrie’s cat. Zamboni like cats. horatio like cats. like to sodomize cats. Zamboni get some pussy. here kitty kitty kitty. nice kitty. grab snowball. try to put horatio in his butt. snowball not like that. Zamboni bleeding now. carrie come home now. she ask what happened. i tell her i was playing with snowball. she say she sorry he scratched me. Zamboni say it ok. she ask what else i do while she was gone. i tell her i watch tv. she give Zamboni flour. Zamboni say thankyou. take flour to mom. she make cookies now. can’t wait. goat turd cookies. yum yum yum. bye bye now.