Sports Quotes…

“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” -Jason Kidd

“Are you any relation to your brother Marv?” -Basketball player Leon Wood to announcer Steve Albert

“It’s almost like we have ESPN.” -Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together

“I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.” -Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.

“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.” -Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982.

“Tom.” -Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA’s Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966.

“I’ll always be Number 1 to myself.” -Moses Malone

“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. —Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model

“I lost it in the sun!” -Billy Loes, Brooklyn Dodgers Pitcher, after fumbling a grounder.

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.” -Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.” -Bill Peterson, football coach

“He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” -Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991

“I don’t care what the tape says. I didn’t say it.” -Football coach Ray Malavasi

“I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.” -Former football player/announcer Terry Bradshaw

“I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.” -Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs, 1986

“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” -Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first. -New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers