Friendship Poem

For those tired of the usual “friend” poems, here is a touch of reality.

When you are sad … … I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue … … I’ll try to dislodge whatever’s choking you.

When you smile … … I’ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared … … I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried … … I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused … … I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick … … Stay away from me until your well again, I don’t want whatever you have.

When you fall … … I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath … … I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? … …Because you’re my friend.

Send to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you only have 2 friends, and one of them’s not speaking to you right now anyway.